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The Science of Gaydar
vanrozenheim:
--- Quote from: "Feral" ---I, alas, am afflicted with 'het-fingers.'
--- End quote ---
What about your hair-whirl? =))
Seriously, it seems that we are coming closer to a set of simple biological tokens for a non-invasive, affordable Gay diagnostics. If one particular token does not suffice for the 95% identification of a Gay individual, it is very probable that the occurence of 2 or 3 of such tokens might amount to the necessary certainty. This is practical for our argumentation on behalf of the Gay peoplehood, but I shudder on the mere though of consequences in some regions of the world. But still, I never finish to get exited by nature - it is simply amazing what corellations can be discovered.
This research has actually brought me to examining my own body for some gay tokens. Unfortunately, my handedness, fingers and hair whirls are entirely het-looking. :( Good news, by my voice I am always identified as "Frau Z." by telephone researchers, marketers and other telephone mobsters. :wink:
Feral:
Ah, but what of your walking? I should probably have put the post in this thread (that would have been entirely sensible of me, which is also the likely reason why I failed to do so... Imagine: ME, being sensible).
As for my hair whorl... alas, it has been many decades since most evidence of it fell from my head. forensic anthropologists tell me that the fossil record indicates that it was counter-clockwise. I understand there is photographic evidence (yes... they ARE daguerreotypes) that this ornery counter-clockwise whorl caused great rooster-like plumes to disrupt just about any hairstyle imaginable... until some genius recognized the possibility that my hair might be parted on the other side. (It was a great day for some, this realization... amazing, the things that can surprise the simple.)
vanrozenheim:
--- Quote from: "Feral" ---Ah, but what of your walking?
--- End quote ---
Hastily hurrying forwards like the White Rabbit, I am probably *the* fastest long-distance walker in the neighbourhood. The only moments when I walk in the typical sluggish manner of our folk, is when I purposefully choose to slow down and enjoy the back-sight of a particularly well-shaped laddy. :oops:
Feral:
LOL
The ability of a lad to alter one's gait must surely be an identifying characteristic of the Gay walk. ;) In this case, I suspect a simpler aesthetic explanation is in order and that we need not trouble the scholars with this phenomenon.
Rain:
My gaydar came with some useful attachments...
1. cockometer (rhymes with "odometer")
2. hagometer
3. topometer
4. bottometer
5. flopometer
6. kinkometer
7. quickcometer
and of course the all important (and standard issue)
8. closetometer
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